Trailer: 'Water Park Shark' (2026)

It is far too hot, and I'm far too tired, to do anything here other than post the absolute daftest sounding movie trailer that I've found today so... Here it is,

I'll be honest, I've got a sneaking suspicion that 'Piranha 3D' & 'Piranha 3DD' have already done this better but... I'm a sucker for daft sounding movie titles (rhymes are a bonus), and sharks, so I'll give this a watch - probably when it's free on Prime though... ;o) 

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