'Cocaine Bear' (2023)
I was no fit state to see this last night and as it was, I still had to eat pretty much an entire packet of Soothers so that I wasn't coughing the whole way through the film. I just about managed it, timing the unavoidable coughs to coincide with particularly noisy deaths on the big screen. I did it though, I've finally seen 'Cocaine Bear' and it was the most fun I've had in a long time :o) You probably know the plot already but here goes... Bags containing millions of dollars of cocaine are thrown from an aeroplane and scattered across a national park. Drug dealer Syd White wants his cocaine back and sends his son, Eddie, and his fixer Daveed to retrieve as much as they can; nurse Sari is also on the scene but all she's after is finding her runaway daughter before anything bad happens. Something like a Black Bear with a hair trigger temper and a real hankering for cocaine... A film like 'Cocaine Bear' only really needs to do one thing right and that...