‘Man, Fuck This House’ – Brian Asman (Mutated Media)
I’ll be honest (and it’s not like you didn’t see this one coming), I like horror, and I’m partial to a well told ‘Haunted House’ tale, but I picked this book up purely for the title and so I could make my kids giggle when I showed them what I was reading ;o) I mean, wouldn’t you? And they did, every time I showed them. It was great. But enough of that ;o) I’m also easily hooked by an intriguing blurb and the one below did its job. I got reading and ‘Man, Fuck This House’ ended up being another ‘I’m not doing anything else until I’m done reading’ kind of book. Let me tell you all about it. Sabrina Haskins and her family have just moved into their dream home, a gorgeous Craftsman in the rapidly growing Southwestern city of Jackson Hill. Sabrina’s a bored and disillusioned homemaker, Hal a reverse mortgage salesman with a penchant for ill-timed sports analogies. Their two children, Damien and Michaela, are bright and precocious. At first glance, the house is perfect. But things aren...